beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

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merrybitchmas2:

solitarelee:

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

honey i don’t have to wonder 

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wehaveallgotknives:

new theory: all these “rare” super moons we’ve been having? the moon is trying to get closer. she needs to tell us something. everybody be quiet.

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redroseclub:

i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

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shit-happens-bitchachos:

kotturstjarna:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

ECHOLOCATING

(Source: sunbak-ery)

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overblush:

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

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sappharah:

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

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